So…what is the Monday Poll?

Není to přesně anketa. Je to mnohem více pravidelně se vyvíjejícím (devolní?), Poněkud náhodný seznam otázek, které jsem vystavil čtenářům každý pondělí ráno za posledních 10 let. (It’s like a kickstart for your brain.) I’ve always took pleasure in reading your answers in the comments, and I hope you take pleasure in reading mine. ?

Before you start this week’s Monday Poll, I encourage you to take a few deep breaths, and prepare yourself mentally, because you *have* to pick from among the two scenarios in each of the questions. ? You gotta pick one or the other.

Proč?

REKLAMA

Because it’s a lot more fun/messed up that way. ?

1. would you rather have to wear wool knee-high socks and boots each day during the hottest summer ever, or wear flip-flips and bare feet during the coldest winter?

Eegh! Both sound equally terrible…but I guess I’d rather have hot, sticky feet than cold, wet feet. That does NOT sound appealing… I’d opt for the boots and socks in summer.

2. would you rather run 10 miles wearing an itchy, puffy wedding gown (And you can’t stop to take any breaks. You have to run the entire time, so no walking, crawling or hitching a ride with Jake Gyllenhaal on his gorgeous, majestic horse.), or shave your left eyebrow in its entirety?

I’d pick the 10 miles in the wedding gown. It would be absolute torture, for sure, but I can’t afford to lose my left eyebrow… No way. My left eyebrow is my good brow, and I simply can’t afford to lose it.

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3. You’re in the middle of a group interview for your dream job. would you rather inadvertently poop in your pants, or have your boob fall out (and you don’t realize it for 10 minutes)? Oh, and the poop is stinky.

This one’s easy! Boob falling out.

4. would you rather have a completely drunk tattoo artist give you permanent eyebrows, or give you tattoo eyeliner?

Well, crap! This ones’s hard, because if the drunk tattoo artist messes up my brows, that’s a major focal point all jacked up, but if he/she messes up my liner, I “guess” I could conceal it, maybe, by doing smoky eyes all the time (which I practically do anyway, ha!).

But I can’t even stand the thought of having a tattoo needle anywhere near my lash lines, ugh!

I dunno… I guess I’d take my chances with the liner?

Yeah, I’d opt for the eyeliner (nooooooo!).

5. would you rather receive a gift of 100 brand new Chanel lipsticks, or 100 brand new Tom Ford lipsticks?

Too hard, too hard! Either one would be otherworldly, amaze-balls INCREDIBLE, but considering that I have to choose…I’d opt for Chanel.

Váš přátelský sousedství odvolání závislý,

Karen

P.S. Zde jsou otázky pro kopírování / vložení.

Remember, you have to pick one scenario or the other, because it’s a lot more messed up fun that way.

REKLAMA

1. would you rather have to wear wool knee-high socks and boots each day during the hottest summer ever, or wear flip-flips and bare feet during the coldest winter?
2. would you rather run 10 miles wearing an itchy, puffy wedding gown (And you can’t stop to take any breaks. You have to run the entire time, so no walking, crawling or hitching a ride with Jake Gyllenhaal on his gorgeous, majestic horse.), or shave off your left eyebrow in its entirety?
3. You’re in the middle of a group interview for your dream job. would you rather inadvertently poop in your pants, or have your boob fall out (and you don’t realize it for 10 minutes)? Oh, and the poop is stinky.
4. would you rather have a completely drunk tattoo artist give you permanent eyebrows, or give you tattoo eyeliner?
5. would you rather receive a gift of 100 brand new Chanel lipsticks, or 100 brand new Tom Ford lipsticks?

P.p.S.

Have an outstanding Monday, my sweet friend!